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We'll have to bung the advert
in again, Miss Cooling.

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I can't understand it, Mr Handy.
Not a single reply.

3
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We're supposed to open
for business today.

4
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We'll just have to postpone.

5
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With an enterprise like this,

6
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you need people with know-how,
flexibility, that's me...

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people who'll do anything for anybody,

8
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that's the whole idea
behind Helping Hands.

9
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Never mind, Mr Handy,
I'm sure you'll get stuffed.

10
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Uh? Oh, staffed.

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Morning?

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I'm saying good morning. Morning.

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Nothing interesting?

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If there was, I'd be after it.

15
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Are you after a job, Mr Twist?

16
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Why not, Mr Infield-Hopping?
I'm not a fixture in this place.

17
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It wasn't built around me.

18
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A Ministry of Labour clerk
can get bored of his job.

19
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Watcha. What have you got today?

20
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Nothing, Mr Weston. It's not worth

21
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my friend's petrol to bring me here.

22
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A- ha. Hello. Guten tag.
Buongiorno. Shalom aleichem.

23
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Just demonstrating four of the
16 languages I speak fluently.

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There must be a worthwhile
appointment for me today.

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Please say there is.

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- Mr Courtenay...
- Yes?

27
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There isn't.

28
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Do you mind?

29
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- Do you mind?
- Oh, charming.

30
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You're in a nice mood.

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- Sorry, but I'm fed up.
- So am I.

32
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- I need an interesting job.
- Me, too.

33
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There are no exciting jobs for women

34
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You're right. It's a man's world.

35
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Someone should do something about it.

36
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I agree. Come on.

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No, we can't...

38
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You can't come in here.

39
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Why not? I can do a man's job.

40
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Me, too. What have you got?

41
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Nothing.

42
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Hello, isn't it a lovely
morning? Anything on the cards?

43
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Nothing.

44
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I've never seen him move so fast.

45
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He was reading the paper.

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That can only mean...

47
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A job. A fascinating job.

48
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Just a moment...

49
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Yeah, so fascinating it's
not been noted here.

50
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Sam Twist is the name.

51
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Francis Courtenay at your service.

52
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Mike Weston. That's me.

53
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Delia King, Miss.

54
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Dimple. Gaby Dimple.

55
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Lily Duveen, that's me.

56
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Montgomery Infield-Hopping.

57
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One, two three, four...

58
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Seven, my lucky number.
You're all hired.

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- Come in.
- Good morning.

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Who's responsibulb here?

61
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You're Mr Haydn?

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- How do you do?
- Yes.

63
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I own this grady far and hadn't had

64
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the chance to do the first meeting.

65
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Oh, yes.

66
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No, you don't understand my meal.

67
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Certainly, sir. What's the job?

68
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There's no job. You don't seem
to understand the twenty fido.

69
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Just give all the details of the
assignment to Miss Cooling.

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There's no assignment shall
she attain the ten see.

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I've come from this monthly
grill to meet you...

72
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and I take it you're he.

73
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We do undertake anything, yes.
Tell Miss Cooling about it.

74
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This is most provoc encouragemold.

75
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I've come as the milk and the human

76
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kindly and come to give it to you...

77
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flollop me off on your secretrial.

78
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Charmish, but that's not the poil.

79
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I don't think that's too
tough, do you, Miss Cooling?

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No. No.

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- You've got a note of it, then?
- No.

82
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I should think not. I
didn't utter a worm.

83
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The age of courtesy and
couragemold is finish, I feel.

84
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If you want me to conveil my
solicitole, I'll serve a writ.

85
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I can be as cold as the next.
And crystal cleal. Good morny.

86
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Oh, sorry. Was that a
job? What did he want?

87
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New set of teeth. This kind of

88
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organisation gets swamped with nuts.

89
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And customers, I hope.

90
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But not, at the moment,
for you. Girls?

91
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Dead right. How would you like
to try on a lady's wardrobe?

92
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- Would I?
- Get cracking, then.

93
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Ok.

94
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I suppose she won on points.

95
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A lovely idea, an anniversary gift
for your wife. Feels so good.

96
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Yes. Doesn't look bad, either.

97
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A perfect fit. Thank
you, Miss King.

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Can't wait to try on the others.

99
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Perfect. A perfect fit.

100
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Thank you very much.

101
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It's been a pleasure. What a

102
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marvellous surprise for Mrs Belling.

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Would you like a coffee?

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Oh, thank you.

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Perfect.

106
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- Are you dressed?
- Does it look like it?

107
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My wife's getting out of a taxi.

108
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I thought she was away today.

109
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So did I. She'll get
her surprise early.

110
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She'll get one I didn't plan.

111
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,311
- What's that?
- You.

112
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Oh, me.

113
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Quick, hide. Not in there. You
haven't got time to get out.

114
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I'm not dressed for the street.

115
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Precisely.

116
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Can we not explain?

117
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Helen. What are you doing here?

118
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I missed the train. It's
not worth going now.

119
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What's this? I know
I'm absent-minded,

120
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but I'd remember ordering all this.

121
00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,739
Did I?

122
00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:08,558
No, I did. I wanted
you to see them

123
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and wear some on our anniversary.

124
00:10:11,220 --> 00:10:16,619
Oh, darling. It's the
most staggering gift.

125
00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,454
Supppose they don't fit?

126
00:10:18,455 --> 00:10:19,774
I've seen to that.

127
00:10:19,775 --> 00:10:21,539
How?

128
00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,939
Does it matter?

129
00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:28,499
Poor darling husband, all nervy
because I've spoilt his surprise.

130
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:32,054
Never mind. Stay here and
I'll make you a coffee.

131
00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:34,934
It is... Helen.
What are you doing?

132
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,459
I'm putting my coat away.

133
00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,374
You shouldn't have taken it off.

134
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:42,379
Why not? Because... the
heating's given out.

135
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,494
Darling, are you all right?

136
00:10:44,495 --> 00:10:46,219
Yes, perfectly.

137
00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:48,734
You need something stronger.

138
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:49,939
Give me that coat.

139
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,534
That's no way to treat clothes.

140
00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:55,779
That old thing? I bought
it two months ago.

141
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:59,019
It's not worth hanging up.

142
00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:07,020
Helen, please, don't open...

143
00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:13,299
I'll let you have the estimate
for the new clothes rail.

144
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:17,899
Morning, ma'am.

145
00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:23,939
He came to try on your clothes,
but there's nothing between us...

146
00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:31,940
because he's really a very nice girl.

147
00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,579
Sam, relax.

148
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:41,699
I'll relax when I get an assignment.

149
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,094
Everyone else is out and about.

150
00:11:43,095 --> 00:11:45,179
They're on routine jobs.

151
00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:47,974
I bet fate has got something
exciting in store for you.

152
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:52,619
It'll be the first time.

153
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:55,739
Helping Hands? Yes, with pleasure.

154
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:58,579
Immediately? Yes.

155
00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:01,819
Right, got it. Thank you.

156
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,314
What did I tell you?

157
00:12:03,315 --> 00:12:04,774
No? Something exciting?

158
00:12:04,775 --> 00:12:12,775
Baby-sitting.

159
00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:27,894
Good evening. I'm from
Helping... Hands.

160
00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:35,895
Hello. Come in, do.

161
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:39,374
Is this the right place? I mean...

162
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,859
Yes, this is the right place.

163
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:45,499
Erm... Panting?

164
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,579
No, that's the way I always breathe.

165
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:51,539
And your name?

166
00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:54,459
Twist, madam. Sam Twist.

167
00:12:54,460 --> 00:13:02,460
Do sit down.

168
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:07,339
Yes, well, er... where's the baby?

169
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:13,179
Oh, look.

170
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,819
Oh, delightful.

171
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,899
And so like you, too.

172
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:21,459
Well, I don't wish to delay you...

173
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:24,699
so just show me where the baby is.

174
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:28,539
Oh, come here and relax, Mr Twist.

175
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:33,979
Relax? No, thank you, madam,
not while I'm on duty.

176
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,654
Well, madam, where is the baby?

177
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:39,739
I haven't got a baby.

178
00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,414
That's my niece.

179
00:13:41,415 --> 00:13:43,219
Oh.

180
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:49,699
Sit down.

181
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:50,939
Er, no, no.

182
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:55,059
Mr Twist, don't make it difficult for me.

183
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,534
You're making it difficult for me, madam.

184
00:13:57,535 --> 00:13:59,979
I'll explain, Mr Twist.

185
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:04,779
You see, I have deceived you.

186
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:08,899
I don't really need a baby-sitter.

187
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,694
In that case, I'll just be going...

188
00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:12,694
But I do need a man.

189
00:14:12,695 --> 00:14:14,059
Mrs Panting.

190
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,619
You will help me, won't you?

191
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,174
It depends what you want.

192
00:14:18,175 --> 00:14:19,779
You.

193
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,379
Why me? Ahem. Why me?

194
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:27,174
It could be any man, but I want to
keep it on a professional basis.

195
00:14:27,175 --> 00:14:29,871
I must have a man by eight o'clock.

196
00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:33,859
Well, we only supply helping hands.

197
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,534
Why eight o'clock? That's
when he gets home.

198
00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:38,659
Oh, I see, yes, does he?

199
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,699
Who?

200
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,859
Mr Panting.

201
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,579
My husband.

202
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,859
Oh, madam.

203
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,219
He neglects me.

204
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:53,259
I find that difficult to believe.

205
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,854
He ignores me.

206
00:14:54,855 --> 00:14:56,379
It's impossible.

207
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,494
He takes me for granted.

208
00:14:58,495 --> 00:15:00,739
Surely not.

209
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:06,459
I know he loves me, but I
want him to show it more.

210
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:10,134
Ask him to... Have a
little chat with him.

211
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,231
It's no good, I've tried.

212
00:15:12,232 --> 00:15:14,459
No, he needs a lesson.

213
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:17,299
So do I. I mean,
that he does, yes.

214
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,734
I've got to make him jealous.

215
00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:21,539
That's the ticket. He
must find me with a man.

216
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:23,294
You're so right. At eight o'clock.

217
00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:25,419
On the dot. Now do you understand?

218
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:29,779
Yes, Mrs Panting, I... NO. No, no.

219
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,494
Please, it's nearly eight o'clock.

220
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,174
Stay away from me, dangerous lady.

221
00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:35,419
He'll be here in seconds.

222
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:39,179
You might as well make
it look good. Kiss me.

223
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,640
Madam.

224
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,975
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me...

225
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,859
Penny.

226
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,299
Let me go, you beast.

227
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:58,699
Can I help it if I'm irresistible?

228
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:05,499
Mr Panting, I can explain. I'm
from Helping Hands. Let me go.

229
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:09,099
My braces. I can
explain everything.

230
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:15,899
Your wife... oh, my braces. It
all started with the baby...

231
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,139
Darling.

232
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:27,140
Did you hurt your hand?

233
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:34,334
"Attractive man required
to model for our..."

234
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:42,139
Morning. Oh, sorry.
It blew off. Oh.

235
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:50,140
Ahem.

236
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:59,860
Aye aye.

237
00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,654
Yes, madam, right away.

238
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,379
Yes, certainly, thank you.

239
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:06,514
Job for you.

240
00:17:06,515 --> 00:17:07,579
As a model?

241
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,814
Lady wants someone to walk her pet.

242
00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:12,014
It's a lovely day. Do you good.

243
00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:15,739
Nice address, anyway.

244
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:18,051
I'm from Helping
Hands. I understand

245
00:17:18,052 --> 00:17:20,174
you want me to take your pet out.

246
00:17:20,175 --> 00:17:24,219
Oh, yes. I got such an awful cold.

247
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:27,254
Well, never mind. Where
is the little chap?

248
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,219
Here.

249
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:33,979
Oh, I, really, I rather er...

250
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,054
Helping Hands said they can do anything.

251
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,099
And so we will. What's his name?

252
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,134
Yoki.

253
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:41,135
Yoki.

254
00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:42,814
Don't let him out of your sight.

255
00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:50,815
No. Come on, Yoki.

256
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,059
Which way? This way? That way?

257
00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:59,299
Oh, down here, all
right. Come along.

258
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,059
Go for a nice walk,
shall we? Walk nicely.

259
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:06,019
You're not bringing that on here.

260
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,570
But he's tired and the best way to

261
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:11,419
see London is from the top of a bus.

262
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:14,259
Not this one. Great hairy thing.

263
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,854
I am not.

264
00:18:15,855 --> 00:18:17,379
Hold tight.

265
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:21,979
I'll report you to the
RSPCA. Cheeky monkey.

266
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:29,379
No offence. The British Transport
Commission should hear about this.

267
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:34,579
Taxi. Taxi.

268
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,819
Can you take us to...

269
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:38,354
I'll take you, but not your brother.

270
00:18:38,355 --> 00:18:41,059
We've had a long
walk. We're tired.

271
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,814
Why not climb in a tree for a kip?

272
00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:46,211
Thank you very much Charming.

273
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,299
Did you hear what he said?

274
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,059
Do you want to go somewhere?

275
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:57,339
Oh, I see. You want to see your
friends. And so you shall.

276
00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:05,340
Just in time for tea.

277
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,299
Morning, Lil.

278
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,334
Morning. Is it worth
taking my coat off?

279
00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:41,459
I've got a beaut for you.

280
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,774
Collecting invitation
cards and being pleasant.

281
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:51,775
I say, that'll be nice.

282
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,499
Thank you.

283
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,299
Thank you.

284
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,354
Good morning.

285
00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:10,881
Good morning.

286
00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:12,339
That's everybody.

287
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,174
A nice crowd they are, too.

288
00:20:14,175 --> 00:20:17,859
Yes, very. Can I render
any further service?

289
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:22,254
Just collecting these cards
isn't sweated labour.

290
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,871
Please be our guest.

291
00:20:23,872 --> 00:20:27,779
Oh, I say. Thanks.

292
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,574
Are you a lover of the
grape, Miss Duveen?

293
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:31,579
Actually, no.

294
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:37,259
I never know what to do with the
pips, flick, collect or spit.

295
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:41,099
Well, I never...
Will you excuse me?

296
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,714
Madam, for you? A soupcon?

297
00:20:42,715 --> 00:20:44,981
Really? What kind of soup?

298
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:47,459
Soup? Madam, there is no soup.

299
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,619
You just said there was.

300
00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:52,579
I asked if you'd care to taste the 1952.

301
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:59,979
Rather. Such a pretty colour. Like
Coca-Cola. Thanks, I'll try it.

302
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,379
Madam, please. Don't unsettle it.

303
00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:05,974
Wow. That's what I call a drink.

304
00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:08,899
I'll have some more. Fill it up.

305
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,326
Fill? To the brim.

306
00:21:10,327 --> 00:21:12,939
Let's have a proper drink.

307
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:16,134
Madam, you're supposed
to taste several wines.

308
00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:23,979
Don't worry, I will. Fill it up.

309
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:28,059
Not exactly heavy-handed, are you?

310
00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:36,060
Oh, well, here's cream on your salad.

311
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:42,499
Tickle.

312
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:50,500
Nice.

313
00:21:55,580 --> 00:22:03,580
By George.

314
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,059
Hello.

315
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,179
Powerful stuff.

316
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:21,059
I see you had the Nuit-St-Georges.

317
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,654
A dignified wine, don't you think?

318
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:25,139
Oh, very.

319
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:29,819
It was a fascinating
experience. Have you ever...

320
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:32,094
What are you doing down there?

321
00:22:32,095 --> 00:22:34,419
Getting up. But I can't.

322
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,939
Come along, young lady. Hup.

323
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,214
No handling, if you please.

324
00:22:39,215 --> 00:22:46,699
But I was only... I know
your sort. That'll do.

325
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,859
Bless my soul.

326
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:56,299
It certainly was powerful stuff.

327
00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,339
Marvellous.

328
00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:01,019
Did you see that? Do do it again.

329
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:07,019
Madam.

330
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:10,065
Oh, dear. Just shows
you. First time

331
00:23:10,066 --> 00:23:12,699
must have been beginner's luck.

332
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,014
I really...

333
00:23:14,015 --> 00:23:15,259
I'm so sleepy.

334
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,499
You can't sleep here, madam.

335
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,034
What's going on? I'm dropping off.

336
00:23:19,035 --> 00:23:21,659
Miss Duveen. If my wife were to...

337
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:25,054
A married man, making advances to me?

338
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:26,379
I didn't. Chuck him out.

339
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:30,699
Miss Duveen, please. I keep
being insulted at this do.

340
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,534
Miss Duveen, this is not a do.

341
00:23:32,535 --> 00:23:34,419
Don't speak to me like that.

342
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,539
I'm most terribly sorry.

343
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:38,594
All right, all right, I'm going.

344
00:23:38,595 --> 00:23:42,979
I wouldn't stay here if you paid me.

345
00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:46,179
I can't apologise enough.

346
00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:48,539
Come on, gorgeous.

347
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:51,779
Hey. Hold up there.

348
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:59,219
Let's get out of here together?

349
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:07,220
Disgraceful. A load of drunks.

350
00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:11,259
We've got them all working.

351
00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:17,299
On the day we got our first office
flowers. The sign of success.

352
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,494
Isn't it wonderful?

353
00:24:18,495 --> 00:24:23,899
Cigar? No, I don't
smoke, thank you.

354
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:26,139
Come in.

355
00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:27,419
You again.

356
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:30,254
There's no rights than me to beheed.

357
00:24:30,255 --> 00:24:31,255
Miss Cooling.

358
00:24:31,256 --> 00:24:38,619
Oh, not agrail. It's you I'm going
to thalkest to, come what mayload.

359
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:42,499
Just tell my secretary.
Miss Coollie?

360
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,459
Oh, perhaps I willed.

361
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:48,409
Perhaps this lade shall understand

362
00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:51,619
the simply measure I'm to offering.

363
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,254
Have I your attentiahoad, madler?

364
00:24:53,255 --> 00:24:55,459
Lovely day, yes.

365
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,214
I'm not here to discussit
the weatheraped.

366
00:24:57,215 --> 00:24:59,699
We should listen together.

367
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,699
You deal with it, Miss Cooling.

368
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:07,299
There's no understab in your
eardroves. Beyond my comprehoad.

369
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:11,574
You don't understand a
syllabulb I'm uttering.

370
00:25:11,575 --> 00:25:13,171
You're from sanitation?

371
00:25:13,172 --> 00:25:14,699
I didn't catch that.

372
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:15,774
He mentioned the guttering.

373
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,979
I did knockers.

374
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,819
There's nothing wrong with the guttering.

375
00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:24,459
It said which knockers
intern or extern rebode.

376
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,094
It's your responsible to sign it flap.

377
00:25:26,095 --> 00:25:28,939
You understand, Miss Cooling.

378
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:30,059
No.

379
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:35,019
What do you mean, nockers? You
think I talk doplo dutchery?

380
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:36,379
Dutch.

381
00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:37,819
He's Dutch.

382
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,474
We have a man...

383
00:25:39,475 --> 00:25:41,059
A lere leeny...

384
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:46,459
Don't get excited. This man very
clever. He speak 16 language.

385
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:47,854
You come back...

386
00:25:47,855 --> 00:25:50,299
I am not Dutch.

387
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,099
Look, I'm a very busy man.

388
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,814
Do you think I stand for a loafery?

389
00:25:53,815 --> 00:25:56,219
He wants a chauffeur.

390
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,814
We don't compete with car-hire firms.

391
00:25:58,815 --> 00:26:00,859
I'm gome, but I recoil.

392
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:05,330
To blaze with all communicail,
save the voice and languie

393
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,179
my voice and languie.

394
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:12,694
This is mobe obsession, to convey
the message. I will for doom that.

395
00:26:12,695 --> 00:26:17,134
I don't want your grames, but
I'll play to the bitter hobis.

396
00:26:17,135 --> 00:26:18,139
How dare you.

397
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:23,019
And when I recoil alert and
refresh, you shall understab.

398
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,099
And you.

399
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,094
Handy? Who's Handy?

400
00:26:27,095 --> 00:26:29,099
I am. You look it, I must say.

401
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:31,194
Thank you. Won't you sit down?

402
00:26:31,195 --> 00:26:34,339
No. I'm Amalagamated Scrap Iron.

403
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:35,574
You must be a millionaire.

404
00:26:35,575 --> 00:26:36,631
Four times over.

405
00:26:36,632 --> 00:26:37,632
Do sit down.

406
00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:40,019
I've already said no.

407
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,274
Do you provide substitutes?

408
00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:45,139
No. This is a respectable firm.

409
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:47,614
You know the hospital up the road?

410
00:26:47,615 --> 00:26:51,014
Oh, yes. Keep my
place for me today.

411
00:26:51,015 --> 00:26:52,819
Didn't I make myself clear?

412
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:56,574
I just don't understand.
You're a millionaire.

413
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:57,579
Four times over.

414
00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,494
And you go to an NHS hospital.

415
00:26:59,495 --> 00:27:01,499
It's the principle.

416
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:07,699
I buy my stamp and have my money's
worth. But I've no time to wait.

417
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,939
Got to take over
International Screws today.

418
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,899
Will you do it? Yes or no?

419
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,899
I'll put my best operative onto it.

420
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:22,339
You won't. I want you. The
head man, or the deal's off.

421
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,259
Very well. Have a cigar.

422
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:29,699
Don't smoke 'em. Neither
should you. Bad for you.

423
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:32,579
What a stench.

424
00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:40,580
Have a flower to get rid of it.

425
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:43,379
Good morning, Doctor, Sister.

426
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:47,574
When, sir Theodore arrives,
telephone me at once.

427
00:27:47,575 --> 00:27:49,219
Yes, Matron.

428
00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:53,694
This is a vital inspection.
What he says goes. Clear?

429
00:27:53,695 --> 00:27:56,979
Yes, but how do I recognise him?

430
00:27:56,980 --> 00:28:02,579
He's not exactly handsome, but I'm
told he has a rugged grandeur...

431
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:06,619
and he wears a flower in his buttonhole.

432
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:13,339
Yes, Matron.

433
00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:16,499
Doctor?

434
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,979
Doctor, he's here.

435
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:19,980
No.

436
00:28:19,981 --> 00:28:24,539
I'll phone Matron.

437
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,499
Hello, sir. Hello.

438
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,214
This is an unexpected honour.

439
00:28:28,215 --> 00:28:29,619
Is it?

440
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,099
Of course. That's nice of you.

441
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:35,334
Would you like to wait
in the examination room?

442
00:28:35,335 --> 00:28:37,859
Yes, I don't mind. Thank you.

443
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:42,379
Nice people.

444
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,659
Good morning. Hello.

445
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,774
First patient, Sister.

446
00:28:45,775 --> 00:28:48,979
Yes, Doctor.

447
00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:53,419
Good morning. Welcome.
We feel most honoured.

448
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,659
How do you do?

449
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:58,374
Would you please follow me, sir Theodore?

450
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:04,939
Sir Theodore?

451
00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:06,534
Morning, matron. Morning, sir.

452
00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:14,535
Morning, sister.

453
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:21,939
Watch closely. This is the world's
most inspired diagnostician.

454
00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:24,737
He must be to learn about a varicose

455
00:29:24,738 --> 00:29:26,854
vein by studying the scalp.

456
00:29:26,855 --> 00:29:30,299
Watch, listen, learn.

457
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:31,779
Never.

458
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:32,979
What do you mean, never?

459
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,314
That track, in the mud, never.

460
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,921
I've been following that horse.

461
00:29:37,922 --> 00:29:42,019
But other horses never follow him.

462
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:46,419
Don't put me off. I'm doing
you a favour. That's a cow.

463
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:49,419
Mind your own business. Ok.

464
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:54,499
It's his funeral.

465
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:59,099
Nurse, side ward.

466
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:00,179
Oh, I'm sorry. Nurse.

467
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,219
I'm sorry, sister.

468
00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:05,893
That's too heavy a load for you.

469
00:30:05,894 --> 00:30:10,139
Don't stand there, give her a hand.

470
00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:14,779
Let me help you, nurse.

471
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,019
Hey, what the hell...

472
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:19,219
Cheer up, chicken. It's all right.

473
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:23,101
Where would we be if we didn't help

474
00:30:23,102 --> 00:30:26,659
each other? Let's see some more.

475
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:30,499
All great men are slightly eccentric.

476
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,194
Yes, Matron.

477
00:30:32,195 --> 00:30:35,859
Yes, Matron.

478
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:43,219
All right, Nurse.

479
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:46,619
Goochy-goochy. Wibble-wibble.

480
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:49,059
Little baskets.

481
00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:51,694
I mean, what little
baskets you keep them in.

482
00:30:51,695 --> 00:30:54,059
Oh, yes.

483
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,060
I love kids.

484
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:57,379
Have you any of your own?

485
00:30:57,380 --> 00:31:00,859
I can't say I have, I
can't say I haven't.

486
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:04,774
I always say that brilliant
men are absent-minded.

487
00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:12,775
Yeah.

488
00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:21,379
We give our nurses a regular check-up.

489
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:24,494
Is there anything else we can show you?

490
00:31:24,495 --> 00:31:32,495
I think I'll rest here awhile.

491
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,511
You're late. Where is he?

492
00:31:34,512 --> 00:31:37,414
Where's who? The man
keeping my place.

493
00:31:37,415 --> 00:31:38,415
What man?

494
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:41,739
He had a face like a relief map.

495
00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:43,819
And a flower?

496
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:51,820
Yes, he had a flower. He's from
Helping Hands. Where is he?

497
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:54,554
Ward 10.

498
00:31:54,555 --> 00:31:56,059
Emergency.

499
00:31:56,060 --> 00:31:59,139
Yes, Sister.

500
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:00,734
Nurse. What is it?

501
00:32:00,735 --> 00:32:01,899
It isn't. Isn't what?

502
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,494
He isn't. That man.

503
00:32:03,495 --> 00:32:05,019
Which man isn't what?

504
00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:07,134
The man with Matron isn't, sir Theodore.

505
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:11,939
Goodness gracious.

506
00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:15,414
Matron, that man's not, sir
Theodore. He's an imposter.

507
00:32:15,415 --> 00:32:23,415
What?

508
00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:31,414
You're not, sir Theodore.

509
00:32:31,415 --> 00:32:33,111
I never said I was.

510
00:32:33,112 --> 00:32:34,739
Leave this instant.

511
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:42,740
Some other time? When you need a
helping hand. Tell your friends.

512
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:50,374
That's definitely my best side.

513
00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:52,191
For what, Mr Courtenay?

514
00:32:52,192 --> 00:32:53,939
Nothing, I was just...

515
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:57,934
Hoping the photography
job might go your way?

516
00:32:57,935 --> 00:32:59,539
What photography job?

517
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:02,314
Would you like me to pencil you in?

518
00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:05,019
Yes. I photographed
well as a child.

519
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:09,739
My relatives treasure
portraits of me. I was curly.

520
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,374
You weren't.

521
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:13,539
Yes.

522
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:16,299
How lovely you must have been.

523
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:19,119
Suggest me for it.
I'd like to know

524
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,859
how I'd photograph in my maturity.

525
00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:24,614
I haven't been done
professionally for ages.

526
00:33:24,615 --> 00:33:26,454
Leave it to me.

527
00:33:26,455 --> 00:33:32,259
Thank you.

528
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:35,419
Good morning, gentlemen.

529
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:37,819
I'm your model.

530
00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:40,819
Can't believe it? I understand.

531
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:43,998
There's no point being modest

532
00:33:43,999 --> 00:33:48,820
I have the perfect face for photography.

533
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:55,294
We're very grateful. None of
the top models would do it...

534
00:33:55,295 --> 00:33:57,379
Sorry. Would do, I mean.

535
00:33:57,380 --> 00:34:01,259
Some of us have got it
and some of us haven't.

536
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:03,499
You've got it, all right.

537
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:08,534
Soon thousands of poster hoardings
will have it, too, my face.

538
00:34:08,535 --> 00:34:09,694
Won't you sit down?

539
00:34:09,695 --> 00:34:12,579
Thank you.

540
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:15,094
Well, gentlemen, ready when you are.

541
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:17,619
Let's go.

542
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:20,934
Take your time. I'm
difficult to light, I know.

543
00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:22,979
You're lit.

544
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:26,019
Oh, you know your job, I must say.

545
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:29,654
What's the product we're
selling? I mean...

546
00:34:29,655 --> 00:34:37,655
Keep quite still.

547
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:09,894
Good morning, Sam.

548
00:35:09,895 --> 00:35:12,219
Good morning, you say?

549
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:14,859
Look at that, you're late.

550
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:17,314
Only a minute. No one else is in.

551
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,699
"Only a minute" she
says. Charming.

552
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:24,939
What if Caesar had only been a
minute for the Spanish Armada...?

553
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:27,734
I don't know what I'm talking about.

554
00:35:27,735 --> 00:35:30,259
Sam, are you in trouble?

555
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,739
The worst.

556
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:35,699
What's her name? Oh, please,
it's worse than that.

557
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:38,581
Tell me about it and your worries

558
00:35:38,582 --> 00:35:41,899
will disappear like a puff of smoke.

559
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:46,454
If you've got a hangover, it
must be a corker. Take my tip...

560
00:35:46,455 --> 00:35:50,179
Corker, tip...

561
00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:53,459
Sam, what on earth is the matter?

562
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,619
I want it.

563
00:35:56,620 --> 00:36:00,134
No. Cigarette, damn it.

564
00:36:00,135 --> 00:36:01,771
Well, have one.

565
00:36:01,772 --> 00:36:03,579
I've given it up.

566
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:04,854
Then don't have one.

567
00:36:04,855 --> 00:36:07,859
I want one. Make up your mind.

568
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,659
I have, to give it up.

569
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:12,694
Well, there's an end to it.

570
00:36:12,695 --> 00:36:13,779
But I want one.

571
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:17,299
How long have you been like this?

572
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,574
Since yesterday lunch time,
really. This is hell.

573
00:36:20,575 --> 00:36:23,854
I've got the answer, a sweet.

574
00:36:23,855 --> 00:36:25,659
A sweet.

575
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,059
They'll make you fat.

576
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:32,299
I couldn't stand inactivity
without a sweet.

577
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,214
Self-indulgency. No willpower.

578
00:36:34,215 --> 00:36:35,499
Look who's talking.

579
00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,499
I can talk if I want to.

580
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,134
I've been without it for 24 hours.

581
00:36:40,135 --> 00:36:41,311
Without what?

582
00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:42,419
A cigarette.

583
00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:44,414
You made me say that.

584
00:36:44,415 --> 00:36:46,491
Oh, look at my sweets.

585
00:36:46,492 --> 00:36:48,859
Trying to make me say it.

586
00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:52,579
Sorry, darling.
Smoke... Smoke, see?

587
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,619
Can't do without it.

588
00:36:54,620 --> 00:37:02,620
I must have a smoke. I
must. I must. I must.

589
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,254
Better now?

590
00:37:31,255 --> 00:37:33,019
Oh, yeah.

591
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:41,020
Sir Walter Raleigh certainly
earned his knighthood.

592
00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:47,539
Isn't that strange? Just
a few puffs of that.

593
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:55,540
Oh, it makes the whole world look
sort of all... most peculiar.

594
00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:59,539
Sam.

595
00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:02,699
Sam.

596
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:05,539
It'll pass away.

597
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:07,379
So will you by the look of you.

598
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:11,040
Don't worry. It's
like this when you

599
00:38:11,041 --> 00:38:14,699
start smoking again after a lay-off.

600
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:19,139
Can you... Can you get up?

601
00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:20,859
Cigarette. Sam, no.

602
00:38:20,860 --> 00:38:23,019
Please, Lil. Cigarette.

603
00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:25,334
No, you are going to give it up.

604
00:38:25,335 --> 00:38:27,539
I can't give it up, Lil.

605
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:30,113
I've tried six times and always end

606
00:38:30,114 --> 00:38:32,614
up like this. I'm a slave to them.

607
00:38:32,615 --> 00:38:35,939
Six times. It's disgraceful.

608
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:38,374
This time you are going through with it.

609
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:40,699
No. I can't.

610
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:44,819
Yes, you can. All you
need is a helping hand.

611
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:50,059
A helping hand who needs a helping
hand. I'm going to help you.

612
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:55,654
How? I won't have a single sweet,
you won't have a single draw.

613
00:38:55,655 --> 00:38:58,179
We'll both do without.

614
00:38:58,180 --> 00:39:00,134
No sweets.

615
00:39:00,135 --> 00:39:08,135
No draws.

616
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:12,099
Weiss do, was do bist?

617
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:16,219
Du bist ein ganz
ekelhafter, lumpiger Kerl.

618
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,254
Ich hab' die Nase voll von dir.

619
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:19,139
Excuse me a minute.

620
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:21,614
Wer immer das mag sein, mach ihn weg.

621
00:39:21,615 --> 00:39:25,379
Just a moment, dear.

622
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:28,219
Mr Trellorny? I'm from Help...

623
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:30,819
Yes, yes, I know. Come in.

624
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:32,134
You can start work at once.

625
00:39:32,135 --> 00:39:35,219
Thank you.

626
00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:39,419
My dear, would you repeat
what you said just now?

627
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:44,294
Ich glaub', do hast mich sehr
gut verstanden. Out mit ihm.

628
00:39:44,295 --> 00:39:46,591
The lady wishes me to leave, sir.

629
00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:49,059
I'm paying you and I say you stay.

630
00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:54,214
Schick den verdammten Trottel fort.

631
00:39:54,215 --> 00:39:55,691
Good gracious me.

632
00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:57,134
What's she saying?

633
00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:59,894
You're meant to listen. Translate.

634
00:39:59,895 --> 00:40:02,299
No, not in front of a lady.

635
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:05,939
Idiotisches Rindvieh, Sie.

636
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:07,259
Oh, I say.

637
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:09,174
I don't care what you
say. What did she say?

638
00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:12,459
No, I couldn't. Oh, no.

639
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,619
Trevor...

640
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:16,179
Ah, that's better. Trevor.

641
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:18,965
My name's the same in any language.

642
00:40:18,966 --> 00:40:21,054
What are we arguing about?

643
00:40:21,055 --> 00:40:22,699
Ha. Ha.

644
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,139
Would you elaborate?

645
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:30,659
Wenn er nicht vor der Tur sitzt,
dann ist weg mit deinem Kopf.

646
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,151
If I can't leave immediately,

647
00:40:32,152 --> 00:40:34,054
there's to be a physical assault...

648
00:40:34,055 --> 00:40:36,659
Stand your ground.

649
00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:39,379
On you. If you'd let me finish.

650
00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:42,939
Da do einen Dolmetscher
hier gestellt hast...

651
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:49,179
As you have an interpreter here,
you needn't be ignorant...

652
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:52,619
of my sorrow and anger.

653
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:53,620
It is this, It is this,

654
00:40:53,621 --> 00:40:55,859
Even I can get that.

655
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,934
When a woman gets a new hairstyle
and a new hat...

656
00:40:58,935 --> 00:41:02,859
When a wife has a new one
hairstyle and new hat...

657
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,974
she expects her
man takes notice of it.

658
00:41:04,975 --> 00:41:06,939
She wants it noted.

659
00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:08,339
And if he doesn't...

660
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:12,614
When it is not so, that
can only mean one thing.

661
00:41:12,615 --> 00:41:13,815
That his interests lie elsewhere.

662
00:41:13,816 --> 00:41:16,099
His interest is elsewhere.

663
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:20,254
Probably with his new one
Slut of a stenographer.

664
00:41:20,255 --> 00:41:24,219
Probably with his trollop secretary.

665
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:26,254
Is that all?

666
00:41:26,255 --> 00:41:27,739
Everything? All?

667
00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:29,979
You silly girl.

668
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:32,374
Do you dare to invite me?
to call a stupid girl?

669
00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:34,534
Don't call me a silly girl.

670
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:35,859
Oh, but you are.

671
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:42,899
It's not me. I am one
deeply passionate woman.

672
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:46,539
I'm not. I am deeply
passionate woman.

673
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:48,099
Oh, I know, I know.

674
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,174
But you treat me
not as such.

675
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,894
You don't behave as if I was one.

676
00:41:52,895 --> 00:41:54,899
How can you say that?

677
00:41:54,900 --> 00:42:00,979
For a whole week you have me
no sign of your love given.

678
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:04,734
For a week, you've shown
no love towards me.

679
00:42:04,735 --> 00:42:06,379
I was too tired.

680
00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:08,934
Yes, gewiss, meiner Mude.

681
00:42:08,935 --> 00:42:10,331
Yes, tired of me.

682
00:42:10,332 --> 00:42:11,659
No, no, darling.

683
00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:14,819
Es ist alles die Sekretarin.

684
00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:22,820
It's that stenographer.

685
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,259
There's no need to be so convincing.

686
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:29,379
I can't help it. I think
your wife's got a point.

687
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,859
You're here to translate, not judge.

688
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:35,459
Do you come from a broken home?

689
00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:37,339
As a matter of fact, I don't.

690
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:41,859
Well, I do. I beg of you,
think of your children.

691
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,539
Yes, aber horen Sie.

692
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:44,739
We haven't got any children.

693
00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:49,339
You won't have, like this. You
tired, you with your hats.

694
00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:57,340
You should be ashamed of yourselves.

695
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:02,859
Please... don't upset yourself.

696
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:05,739
I can't help it.

697
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:09,379
You're back in English.
Does that mean...

698
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:14,814
It means our trivialities are
nothing compared to the turmoil...

699
00:43:14,815 --> 00:43:18,619
of this delicate and wounded soul.

700
00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:23,019
Make up, you two. That's
the only thing to help me.

701
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:28,779
If only for my sake, make up.

702
00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:31,539
All right, then. All right.

703
00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:35,239
Yes. Yes, nice.

704
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,359
Seconds out.

705
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,719
Lofty Benson. Cor blimey.

706
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,329
Bert Handy. A little
older, but I'd

707
00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:44,794
recognise that ugly mug anywhere.

708
00:43:44,795 --> 00:43:47,679
You helped make it like this.

709
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,780
Let's sit down and have a natter.

710
00:43:48,781 --> 00:43:54,279
This is business, can't stop. I
need a couple of seconds tonight.

711
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,519
You're not going back in the ring?

712
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,663
Only the corner.
I'm in management.

713
00:43:58,664 --> 00:44:01,719
My fighter's Dynamite Dan Grimsby.

714
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:05,394
Never heard of him. You will
after his fight tonight.

715
00:44:05,395 --> 00:44:07,079
Who's he fighting? Mickey McGee.

716
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,554
Massive Mickey? Are you punchy?

717
00:44:08,555 --> 00:44:10,719
My kid's dynamite.

718
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,999
I'll come myself tonight, gee him on.

719
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,474
Will you? And the seconds
are on the house.

720
00:44:16,475 --> 00:44:24,475
Good old Bert.

721
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:39,119
Hulking great brute.
And such a show-off.

722
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,959
Bit nervy. There, not to worry.

723
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,999
Just one big whack in his fat belly.

724
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,754
That'll knock the wind out of him.

725
00:44:47,755 --> 00:44:49,279
Who? Me?

726
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:57,280
I give the advice around
here. Massage his back.

727
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,279
Aargh. Oooh.

728
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,774
So sorry. I do beg your pardon.

729
00:45:06,775 --> 00:45:10,079
He's hurt my finger.

730
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,479
Get this one off, too.

731
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,439
Oooooh.

732
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,799
You'll be all right, son.

733
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,674
It's a right horrible
sprain. I can't fight.

734
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:20,675
You've got to.

735
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:24,639
With one hand? How can
you be so inhuman?

736
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,874
Shut up. Listen, Dan, Dan...

737
00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:29,279
is a very hurt man.

738
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,639
Ready, champ?

739
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,640
Ready?

740
00:45:33,641 --> 00:45:35,354
No, not tonight.

741
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:43,039
He's only sprained his little finger.

742
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:47,519
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention, please.

743
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,905
Dynamite Dan Grimsby is forced to

744
00:45:50,906 --> 00:45:55,520
withdraw owing to a
sprained little finger.

745
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:01,439
In place of the main bout...

746
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,679
Oh, you unsympathetic lump.

747
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,934
Why doesn't somebody punch him?

748
00:46:06,935 --> 00:46:14,935
Why don't you? It's your fault.

749
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,399
Gabe.

750
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:28,599
Come here, Gabe.

751
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,439
Hey, you. Come on back and fight.

752
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:37,319
What are you waiting for? Do I
have to strike the first blow?

753
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:45,320
Very well, then, don't
say I didn't warn you.

754
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:53,760
Oh, no, I'm not ready.

755
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:06,600
Hey, ref. He can't hit him,
he's got his glasses on.

756
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:31,240
Come on, Gabe. Get at him.

757
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,159
Run, Gabe. Run.

758
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:43,839
Faster.

759
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:51,840
Get out. Jump out.

760
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,079
He's coming, Gabe.

761
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:07,079
He's got him.

762
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:15,080
Well done, Gabe.

763
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,559
Yes?

764
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,919
I see. How very disappointing.

765
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,159
I shall have to make
alternative arrangements.

766
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:41,160
Take care. Goodbye.

767
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,679
Helping Hands Ltd.

768
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:57,154
I beg your pardon? I'm sorry,
sir, I can't understand...

769
00:48:57,155 --> 00:48:59,799
Oh. Too loud now.

770
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,039
I still can't understand.

771
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,359
Now, sir, what was it you wanted?

772
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,679
Yes... yes...

773
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,239
The what? Are you sure?

774
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:17,759
Well, I'm sorry, but I find it
difficult to understand you.

775
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,994
Yes, of course I've got a note of it.

776
00:49:20,995 --> 00:49:23,839
Forth Bridge, rest assured.

777
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:31,039
Goodbye.

778
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,999
Oh, I wish I'd turned it down.

779
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,199
I'm glad you didn't. I mean,
this to me is... it...

780
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:42,740
it's adventure. It's
like, what's it called?

781
00:49:42,741 --> 00:49:44,479
"The 39 Steps".

782
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:50,399
Oh, I didn't hear him very
well. It's all so indefinite.

783
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:56,679
But these things usually are. The
agent cool, alert and debonair.

784
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,917
He's only ever given a rendezvous;

785
00:49:59,918 --> 00:50:03,439
he receives his instructions there.

786
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,119
I might even be contacted on the train.

787
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:13,559
Ah, Scotland, lot of
hydroelectric stuff up there.

788
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,474
Bet this has something to
do with atomic energy.

789
00:50:17,475 --> 00:50:21,319
Gracious, I hope you
don't end up in Russia.

790
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,549
If I do, I shall behave as an

791
00:50:23,550 --> 00:50:26,394
ex-corporal of the Pioneers should.

792
00:50:26,395 --> 00:50:29,794
Name, rank and number,
and hands off my shovel.

793
00:50:29,795 --> 00:50:33,159
Don't go. Think of brainwashing.

794
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,599
How can they wash what isn't there?

795
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:41,759
Er, by that I mean I don't
know anything. Yet.

796
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:49,760
Excuse me, Miss Cooling, my train.

797
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,434
Well, au revoir, Miss Cooling.

798
00:50:52,435 --> 00:50:54,959
Or maybe goodbye.

799
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:02,960
Oh, dear.

800
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,799
Going all the way?

801
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,119
Huh.

802
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:31,679
That's our man, then.

803
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:39,680
Oh.

804
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,919
Thank you.

805
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,919
You're not English.

806
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,199
And you're not Chinese, so what?

807
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:31,079
So this, we might be on the same journey.

808
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:39,080
Of course we are.

809
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,279
Ok, I'm persevering.

810
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,279
I don't like it.

811
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,954
Quit the pretence, I'm your man.

812
00:53:09,955 --> 00:53:11,319
What?

813
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:16,879
I'm glad we met. I wasn't looking
forward to jumping off the train.

814
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:21,439
Huh? But if you say we
jump, then we jump.

815
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:29,440
Can we talk this over
somewhere less public?

816
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:37,920
Sorry, mate. Brown Windsor.

817
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,814
This is it. Here's the bridge.

818
00:53:44,815 --> 00:53:48,239
Listen, you've got to jump out.

819
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:52,959
There's not going to be
any contact on the train.

820
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,714
When you jump, let every muscle go slack.

821
00:53:56,715 --> 00:53:58,839
Not now, stupid.

822
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,919
When you jump.

823
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:07,774
You're not nervous now, are you?

824
00:54:07,775 --> 00:54:10,799
No.

825
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,978
Ok, kid, near the bridge now

826
00:54:13,979 --> 00:54:18,800
your rendezvous, the
bridge. Get going.

827
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:25,399
Maybe... maybe there is a contact
on the train... waiting for you.

828
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,708
Yes, that's it, waiting till the last

829
00:54:28,709 --> 00:54:31,754
minute, yes, to test your nerve...

830
00:54:31,755 --> 00:54:39,755
to see if you will prepare to jump.

831
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,279
Excuse me.

832
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,559
Have you any orders for me, sir?

833
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,994
Orders? I just want to pass.

834
00:54:55,995 --> 00:54:57,531
Sure, sir?

835
00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:58,999
Quite sure.

836
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,714
Don't you want me for anything, sir?

837
00:55:00,715 --> 00:55:08,715
No, I do not.

838
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:12,719
Helping Hands... Oh,
yes... Oh, it's you.

839
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:15,408
Oh, yes, most honoured
we are, sir. I

840
00:56:15,409 --> 00:56:17,954
trust it's going according to plan.

841
00:56:17,955 --> 00:56:22,434
My man went to the Forth Bridge...

842
00:56:22,435 --> 00:56:23,799
Went where?

843
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,754
To the Forth Bridge, as you said.

844
00:56:26,755 --> 00:56:30,159
No. I wanted a fourth at bridge.

845
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:38,160
Oh... a fourth at bridge...

846
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:53,999
This is it, Mr Handy.

847
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,760
Thank you, Miss Cooling.

848
00:56:55,761 --> 00:57:00,234
No matter how well a firm is
doing, it needs publicity.

849
00:57:00,235 --> 00:57:01,788
Yeah. Shut up.

850
00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:09,000
And that could well be the
finest publicity we could have.

851
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:16,234
Obviously, in a kitchen like this
work is a luxurious pleasure.

852
00:57:16,235 --> 00:57:21,999
You can do so many things at once.

853
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,034
Good set-up, old chap.

854
00:57:24,035 --> 00:57:26,914
Thank you, sir. But the
PC's missing. The PC?

855
00:57:26,915 --> 00:57:29,039
Popsy cupboard.

856
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,559
Now, musn't be naughty.

857
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:40,560
Unimanual control, and it will
go as fast as you like. Observe.

858
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:52,920
I say. There is a popsy
cupboard after all.

859
00:57:54,600 --> 00:58:02,600
Perfect safety. Fixed in a
flash and unfixed likewise.

860
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,879
None of you children want to
rock on the rocking horse?

861
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,834
Ride it yourself.

862
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,719
I know what you want.

863
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:31,519
Come along, a swing, anyone like a swing?

864
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,639
No.

865
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,759
I'll have a swing myself.

866
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:43,760
Just to show you. Isn't it
lovely? Look at me. Oh.

867
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:55,454
The safety belt makes
window-cleaning so cosy.

868
00:58:55,455 --> 00:58:59,879
It pays for itself in six
tiny months. Ridiculous.

869
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:04,754
Won't any little boy or girl sit
on the other end and rock with me?

870
00:59:04,755 --> 00:59:07,039
No.

871
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:11,199
To unharness the safety
belt, all you do is aarrrgghh.

872
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,359
Oh.

873
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,374
I'm sorry, Lily.

874
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:20,599
You made a wave.

875
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,679
Who's the boiler?

876
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,959
Ooh.

877
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:31,319
May I ask you to move closer?

878
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,776
Thank you. I do not wish
to raise my voice too

879
00:59:34,777 --> 00:59:38,674
loudly, in case I wake the
people in the next house.

880
00:59:38,675 --> 00:59:43,879
May I introduce you to the Bed
of the Century? Here it is.

881
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:50,399
Whatever you do in bed, this
bed helps you do it better.

882
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,314
Do you not believe me,
madam? Come to bed with me.

883
00:59:54,315 --> 00:59:58,074
First... the neighbours
may be watching...

884
00:59:58,075 --> 01:00:00,079
That's better.

885
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:08,080
And so, to bed, and we will find out.

886
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:22,839
A little television, perhaps?

887
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,839
The early morning cup of tea?

888
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,919
Or maybe you fancy a snack?

889
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:35,279
La buffet.

890
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:42,119
Perhaps you would like a nice, cosy read?

891
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,679
Voila.

892
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:51,399
Or maybe you've come to bed merely
to sleep? Can happen, of course.

893
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:59,119
Very well... Just recline
on the Bed of the Century.

894
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:02,119
Ooh.

895
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,919
The position not quite right, no?

896
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,199
How often that can happen.

897
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:13,119
The Bed of the Century will solve
this small problem for you.

898
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,420
Merely recline, do not move.

899
01:01:15,421 --> 01:01:19,714
Our mould-to-the-body
mattress does it all for you.

900
01:01:19,715 --> 01:01:25,079
Watch, watch, watch.

901
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:29,959
What's going on?

902
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:37,959
Fred. There's something
wrong with the bed, Fred.

903
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,960
Waggon train.

904
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,960
One for the pot.

905
01:02:08,534 --> 01:02:09,734
Hey you.

906
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,279
You're not our Lou.

907
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,033
No. Your Lou's a bit off colour

908
01:02:18,034 --> 01:02:21,319
today, so I come to take his place.

909
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,479
In there? Never.

910
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,999
It's ok, I know the rule, silence.

911
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,279
You're not trained for it.

912
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,199
Oh, come, come, come, please, Sarge.

913
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:35,971
What training do you need to keep

914
01:02:35,972 --> 01:02:40,200
quiet for a few
hours? Don't worry.

915
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:40,319
Quiet. Quiet.

916
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,919
Quiet...

917
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:51,920
You mustn't speak.

918
01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:55,899
Good morning, Mr Handy.

919
01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:57,534
You look dazed.

920
01:04:57,535 --> 01:04:58,735
I am.

921
01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:04,019
What's it all for?

922
01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:06,579
Streamlined organisation.

923
01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:11,814
If it's good for the business, of
course. Perhaps you'll explain.

924
01:05:11,815 --> 01:05:14,271
I have made terrible mistakes.

925
01:05:14,272 --> 01:05:16,659
You're a tower of strength.

926
01:05:16,660 --> 01:05:22,219
Every tower needs foundations,
and these are mine.

927
01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:27,374
Each job is filed here, cross-
referenced there, costed here...

928
01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:30,379
assigned to an available operator.

929
01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:34,774
All of which is secondary
to the operative procedure.

930
01:05:34,775 --> 01:05:42,775
Oh, yes, operative, yeah.

931
01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:51,660
Oh, b...

932
01:05:56,980 --> 01:06:04,980
Oh, I don't suppose it'll matter.

933
01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:08,914
Morning.

934
01:06:08,915 --> 01:06:10,819
Morning.

935
01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:12,579
Ingenious system?

936
01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:15,694
Oh, yes. No possibility of error?

937
01:06:15,695 --> 01:06:17,091
None whatsoever.

938
01:06:17,092 --> 01:06:18,454
Going my way?

939
01:06:18,455 --> 01:06:19,459
No.

940
01:06:19,460 --> 01:06:21,699
I thought we'd share a taxi.

941
01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:25,259
Well, I'm already thinking in Chinese.

942
01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:29,779
Chinese? Interpreting's
my job today. Bye.

943
01:06:29,780 --> 01:06:33,414
Chinese, I wonder if
it's true what they say.

944
01:06:33,415 --> 01:06:41,415
Francis.

945
01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:45,414
Good morning, Madam.

946
01:06:45,415 --> 01:06:46,415
Toushan.

947
01:06:46,416 --> 01:06:47,910
Pardon?

948
01:06:47,911 --> 01:06:49,759
Toushan.

949
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,979
Of course.

950
01:06:51,980 --> 01:06:53,020
Coincidence

951
01:06:53,021 --> 01:06:58,979
a friend of mine has gone all
Chinese this morning as well.

952
01:06:58,980 --> 01:07:06,980
May, I, come, in?

953
01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:22,019
Please. Wait a minute.
Look, please.

954
01:07:22,020 --> 01:07:24,219
There's been a mistake.

955
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:27,814
Mistake? It's impossible.
Gracious me.

956
01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:35,815
This must be Fr-Francisesis's job.

957
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,114
What platform for Ely?

958
01:07:39,115 --> 01:07:40,739
Number one, over there.

959
01:07:40,740 --> 01:07:48,740
Thank you. I'll show
them if I need a keeper.

960
01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:53,739
Come along, girls.

961
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,854
Good morning. I'm your
Helping Hand, I fancy.

962
01:07:55,855 --> 01:07:57,659
Go away.

963
01:07:57,660 --> 01:08:02,054
Oh, you expected me to be Chinese.

964
01:08:02,055 --> 01:08:03,539
Chinese?

965
01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:06,074
I expected your girls to be Chinese too.

966
01:08:06,075 --> 01:08:08,574
I don't know what you're talking about.

967
01:08:08,575 --> 01:08:11,734
As soon as I saw their breast...

968
01:08:11,735 --> 01:08:13,099
I beg your pardon.

969
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:16,934
Breast pockets. I put
two and two together.

970
01:08:16,935 --> 01:08:18,299
I want a policeman.

971
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:21,499
I'll offer you a much better service.

972
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:26,194
I speak Chinese, with a
slight Cantonese accent.

973
01:08:26,195 --> 01:08:31,019
An interesting group of
girls, European, of course.

974
01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:35,446
On their first contact with
London they'll need me to,

975
01:08:35,447 --> 01:08:37,539
er... Shall we begin?

976
01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:38,739
Begin what?

977
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:43,374
I'll go in the first taxi
with some of the girls...

978
01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:45,940
Police. Madam...

979
01:08:45,941 --> 01:08:47,619
Police.

980
01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:48,979
What's the trouble?

981
01:08:48,980 --> 01:08:52,814
I'm ready to pick up this woman's girls.

982
01:08:52,815 --> 01:08:54,894
Oh? Yes, I speak Chinese.

983
01:08:54,895 --> 01:08:57,894
You speak what? Can't
you understand English?

984
01:08:57,895 --> 01:08:59,591
Arrest this man.

985
01:08:59,592 --> 01:09:01,460
No, don't.

986
01:09:01,461 --> 01:09:03,294
They speak English.

987
01:09:03,295 --> 01:09:06,579
So what? They should
speak Chinese.

988
01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:09,436
What am I doing here if they can speak

989
01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,779
English as well as what we can?

990
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,019
Arrest this man.

991
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:15,254
I'm working, I'm a linguist.

992
01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:17,454
That's a new name for it.

993
01:09:17,455 --> 01:09:18,734
How dare you.

994
01:09:18,735 --> 01:09:19,739
Shut up.

995
01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:23,094
Aw. They're handling a genius.

996
01:09:23,095 --> 01:09:31,095
I protest. Ah. Ah. Ah. Aw. Ah.

997
01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:36,814
You're Martin Paul, the actor.

998
01:09:36,815 --> 01:09:38,779
That's right.

999
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:41,974
I thought this wasn't a beauty salon.

1000
01:09:41,975 --> 01:09:46,139
Pardon? Oh, won't
you please come in?

1001
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:49,974
I'm demonstrating a new beauty treatment.

1002
01:09:49,975 --> 01:09:51,774
A very pretty mistake too.

1003
01:09:51,775 --> 01:09:55,974
Mr Paul, please. You can
help me dress and undress.

1004
01:09:55,975 --> 01:09:58,139
Mr Paul, really.

1005
01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:59,699
I like Helping Hands.

1006
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:01,314
Not helping yourself hands.

1007
01:10:01,315 --> 01:10:02,859
But you don't understand.

1008
01:10:02,860 --> 01:10:04,074
Will you please control yourself?

1009
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:06,061
My fifth marriage has just ended.

1010
01:10:06,062 --> 01:10:07,979
What's that got to do with it?

1011
01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:12,014
Console me, have pity on
me in my hour of need.

1012
01:10:12,015 --> 01:10:14,814
Who knows, you may well be number six.

1013
01:10:14,815 --> 01:10:22,815
Waaa. Not on your nelly. I'm off.

1014
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:33,580
Pity.

1015
01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:39,134
Morning, sir. Is the
rehearsal being held here?

1016
01:10:39,135 --> 01:10:41,334
It's a demonstration.

1017
01:10:41,335 --> 01:10:42,991
Where's Mr Paul?

1018
01:10:42,992 --> 01:10:44,579
Who's Mr Paul?

1019
01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:46,659
There's been a mistake.

1020
01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:50,117
I've assembled the
beauty trade to watch a

1021
01:10:50,118 --> 01:10:53,574
lovely girl undergoing
our latest routine.

1022
01:10:53,575 --> 01:10:56,774
Have I got a girl? No.

1023
01:10:56,775 --> 01:10:58,620
Steady on.

1024
01:11:03,621 --> 01:11:05,260
I've got you and I don't want you.

1025
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:12,299
Hello. Togetherness
Marriage Agency?

1026
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:18,259
It's three minutes after the time
she's supposed to have arrived.

1027
01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:21,175
I'm on the verge of a most important

1028
01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:24,819
meeting and you can't
get her here on time.

1029
01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:27,178
I am extremely dissatisfied.

1030
01:11:27,179 --> 01:11:32,820
The next time I want a wife I
shall take my custom elsewhere.

1031
01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:44,180
She's here.

1032
01:11:46,140 --> 01:11:48,114
Mr Beamish?

1033
01:11:48,115 --> 01:11:50,939
Oh, yes.

1034
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:55,659
I know everything's
going to be all right.

1035
01:11:55,660 --> 01:11:58,294
There's no reason why it shouldn't be.

1036
01:11:58,295 --> 01:12:01,734
How exquisite, how exciting.

1037
01:12:01,735 --> 01:12:03,931
May I come in?

1038
01:12:03,932 --> 01:12:11,219
Oh, please do.

1039
01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:13,579
How thoughtful to bring flowers.

1040
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:15,391
That's what you wanted,

1041
01:12:15,392 --> 01:12:18,939
a woman's touch in your
home. Do sit down.

1042
01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:21,714
I can't sit down, there's so much to

1043
01:12:21,715 --> 01:12:24,339
do. Where do you want me to start?

1044
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:28,579
I'll leave that to you.

1045
01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:34,739
That doesn't look very comfortable.

1046
01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:37,819
Comfortable enough for anybody now.

1047
01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:42,979
Yes. Isn't it wonderful,
we're the same religion.

1048
01:12:44,220 --> 01:12:48,094
Isn't it good the agency
takes care of such things?

1049
01:12:48,095 --> 01:12:49,531
Do they?

1050
01:12:49,532 --> 01:12:51,619
Definitely.

1051
01:12:51,620 --> 01:12:54,043
Your beliefs don't concern me.

1052
01:12:54,044 --> 01:12:59,294
The important thing is to get
on with the job and enjoy it.

1053
01:12:59,295 --> 01:13:00,739
But don't you want to talk?

1054
01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:06,254
Talk? We both know what I'm here
to do. What's there to talk about?

1055
01:13:06,255 --> 01:13:08,414
You sound more experienced
than I imagined.

1056
01:13:08,415 --> 01:13:10,734
I've had plenty of variety.

1057
01:13:10,735 --> 01:13:13,774
Variety? That's why I joined.

1058
01:13:13,775 --> 01:13:14,775
Of course.

1059
01:13:14,776 --> 01:13:19,014
I don't mind. You must take
the rough with the smooth.

1060
01:13:19,015 --> 01:13:20,431
What are you doing?

1061
01:13:20,432 --> 01:13:21,779
Stripping for action.

1062
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:26,574
I like to be comfy. You
don't have to do anything.

1063
01:13:26,575 --> 01:13:27,619
I think you ought to go.

1064
01:13:27,620 --> 01:13:30,854
But I haven't done anything yet.

1065
01:13:30,855 --> 01:13:33,171
And I don't want you to.

1066
01:13:33,172 --> 01:13:35,419
There's been a mistake.

1067
01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:38,014
You specifically asked for flowers.

1068
01:13:38,015 --> 01:13:39,934
I've got the letter here.

1069
01:13:39,935 --> 01:13:41,351
Show me.

1070
01:13:41,352 --> 01:13:49,352
Show me.

1071
01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:53,194
Helping Hands.

1072
01:13:53,195 --> 01:13:56,859
Marriage agency?

1073
01:13:56,860 --> 01:14:00,192
I thought you wanted someone to tidy

1074
01:14:00,193 --> 01:14:03,254
the place, a woman's touch for...

1075
01:14:03,255 --> 01:14:08,099
A tea party for my aunt
in two weeks' time.

1076
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:11,819
Here we are. Aren't they lambs?

1077
01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:14,699
They look like birds to me.

1078
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:17,634
Where's the show, then?

1079
01:14:17,635 --> 01:14:20,499
Olympia, next year.

1080
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:24,454
No, I mean your show.
That must be a corker.

1081
01:14:24,455 --> 01:14:29,019
Must it? You're crafty.
You're dead crafty.

1082
01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:33,539
It looks like an ordinary
house. Where do you keep them?

1083
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:35,721
Keep what? You know.

1084
01:14:35,722 --> 01:14:36,979
But I don't.

1085
01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:40,819
You can rely on discretion with us.

1086
01:14:40,820 --> 01:14:44,014
If you want me to do the job,
I must know where they are.

1087
01:14:44,015 --> 01:14:50,259
But they're here. Can you not see?

1088
01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:53,379
Where? What do you mean?

1089
01:14:53,380 --> 01:14:55,714
Where do the girls undress?

1090
01:14:55,715 --> 01:14:57,521
There are no girls here.

1091
01:14:57,522 --> 01:14:59,259
Who does undress here, then?

1092
01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:02,779
Only the old woman when she goes to bed.

1093
01:15:02,780 --> 01:15:03,899
Put his head in a bucket.

1094
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,974
You do and I'll bite your thumb off.

1095
01:15:05,975 --> 01:15:07,579
Get out of it.

1096
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:10,259
You are from Helping Hands?

1097
01:15:10,260 --> 01:15:12,934
Of course, I'm your chucker-out.

1098
01:15:12,935 --> 01:15:16,139
There's been a mistake.

1099
01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:28,139
Oh, hello.

1100
01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:29,619
What do you want?

1101
01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:32,574
Your birds. What sort are they?

1102
01:15:32,575 --> 01:15:33,739
What sort do you like?

1103
01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:36,494
Blue tits. Have you got any?

1104
01:15:36,495 --> 01:15:39,214
No, we've got central heating.

1105
01:15:39,215 --> 01:15:41,219
Oh, tropical birds.

1106
01:15:41,220 --> 01:15:43,059
We have one from Ceylon.

1107
01:15:43,060 --> 01:15:47,819
Oh, my goodness, how do I keep
the poor things warm in a taxi?

1108
01:15:47,820 --> 01:15:53,979
Look, chum, this is a respectable
place, you could bring your aunt.

1109
01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:56,499
Oh, thank you.

1110
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:58,614
You're not from Helping Hands?

1111
01:15:58,615 --> 01:16:00,019
Yes.

1112
01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:01,579
You made a mistake.

1113
01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:03,979
I can't, we've got a system.

1114
01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:10,099
I asked for a chucker-out. We've
had trouble with gatecrashers.

1115
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:12,294
I wanted somebody tough to turf them out.

1116
01:16:12,295 --> 01:16:13,574
And you got me.

1117
01:16:13,575 --> 01:16:15,099
Yeah.

1118
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:20,134
Yes. A job's a job, orders
are orders. When do I start?

1119
01:16:20,135 --> 01:16:23,419
You mean you'll take the job?

1120
01:16:23,420 --> 01:16:24,420
Yes, please.

1121
01:16:24,421 --> 01:16:27,454
Well, bully for you.

1122
01:16:27,455 --> 01:16:31,734
Thanks.

1123
01:16:31,735 --> 01:16:33,579
Oh, I say.

1124
01:16:33,580 --> 01:16:41,259
I couldn't bring my aunty here.

1125
01:16:41,260 --> 01:16:42,459
Thank you.

1126
01:16:42,460 --> 01:16:45,219
You're welcome.

1127
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:47,219
Gee up, gee up, gee up.

1128
01:16:47,220 --> 01:16:55,220
You need a punch up the beak.

1129
01:16:56,340 --> 01:16:58,379
How do you do?

1130
01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:01,315
I was thinking early busy, wondering

1131
01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:03,774
if you're ready for the frail.

1132
01:17:03,775 --> 01:17:09,294
Sir, perhaps I'll understand
you if you talk slowly.

1133
01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:11,979
Do me a favour, slowly.

1134
01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:19,980
For many crowthers, I have omster
investor moerd craymen foil.

1135
01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,654
I just don't understand him.

1136
01:17:22,655 --> 01:17:24,351
I do.

1137
01:17:24,352 --> 01:17:25,979
You do?

1138
01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:28,419
He gobbledegooks.

1139
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:30,034
I don't care what he is.

1140
01:17:30,035 --> 01:17:31,941
You don't understand.

1141
01:17:31,942 --> 01:17:33,814
I know. Translate it.

1142
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:34,819
How do you do?

1143
01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:37,334
How do you do? Minda
plough interpri?

1144
01:17:37,335 --> 01:17:39,779
Well, how extraordin necessar tooly.

1145
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:44,579
You can strowl and tell Mr
hayden there was goeden.

1146
01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:49,054
Prepare yourself for a shock.
This is your landlord...

1147
01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:51,339
and he's just given you notice.

1148
01:17:51,340 --> 01:17:55,934
Because I don't talk his
language? Racial prejudice.

1149
01:17:55,935 --> 01:17:59,739
No prejudice. Kalaba boawal.

1150
01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:04,259
Each man's investment bowl futures.

1151
01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:07,779
And therefore us all upsars.

1152
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:10,894
He's just received a much better
offer for these premises.

1153
01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:12,939
That's nice.

1154
01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:15,614
Just as we were settling
in so comfortably.

1155
01:18:15,615 --> 01:18:18,591
I don't realise the problem sown.

1156
01:18:18,592 --> 01:18:22,059
Get the message home for weeks.

1157
01:18:22,060 --> 01:18:26,174
He's been trying to tell
you for weeks about it...

1158
01:18:26,175 --> 01:18:28,619
to soften the blow.

1159
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:31,934
I'm sure we'd all chip in
to cover the increase.

1160
01:18:31,935 --> 01:18:34,539
Yeah.

1161
01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:37,259
No, we'll find new premises.

1162
01:18:37,260 --> 01:18:41,174
It took you three months to find
this place and it's no palace.

1163
01:18:41,175 --> 01:18:43,011
That's the end of Helping Hands.

1164
01:18:43,012 --> 01:18:44,590
Back to the labour exchange.

1165
01:18:44,591 --> 01:18:46,399
There must be some way out.

1166
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,139
Yeah, that door, we're sunk.

1167
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:50,534
Surely there's something we can do.

1168
01:18:50,535 --> 01:18:52,819
We must be sensible.

1169
01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:55,699
In his shoes, I'd do the same.

1170
01:18:55,700 --> 01:18:57,674
In his shoes, I'd run for me life.

1171
01:18:57,675 --> 01:19:00,341
It's not gonna solve our problem.

1172
01:19:00,342 --> 01:19:03,055
All conscience and shedy tear.

1173
01:19:03,056 --> 01:19:05,699
But I found a wet sea and water...

1174
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:12,579
but I say you can all stay
remain if you suffer generarops.

1175
01:19:12,580 --> 01:19:16,374
He's moved by our loyalty
to this enterprise...

1176
01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:20,379
and we can stay.

1177
01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:23,219
Oh, that's nice. Thank you.

1178
01:19:23,220 --> 01:19:26,254
If we will do something for him.

1179
01:19:26,255 --> 01:19:28,332
What? I'll do anything.

1180
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:30,499
I'll do anything.

1181
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:36,414
I have in this enviros beautiful
lawns a great bildis biroque...

1182
01:19:36,415 --> 01:19:42,294
and a gargol in front entrals,
windy staircase up to the ceily...

1183
01:19:42,295 --> 01:19:48,271
and shandy ladies, fine centra
grives with Van Goghy...

1184
01:19:48,272 --> 01:19:54,214
and if anyone come works
themselves to stickabick...

1185
01:19:54,215 --> 01:20:00,179
this leasy is handy-ho, garba.

1186
01:20:00,180 --> 01:20:06,379
His main business is
property development.

1187
01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:10,539
He's bought the oldest,
dirtiest house he's ever had...

1188
01:20:10,540 --> 01:20:13,617
and the cleaning bill is prohibitive.

1189
01:20:13,618 --> 01:20:18,540
If we all clean it for him,
he'll give us a 99-years lease.

1190
01:20:21,140 --> 01:20:22,814
Why not make it the round 100?

1191
01:20:22,815 --> 01:20:23,815
You shuppy caky.

1192
01:20:23,816 --> 01:20:31,780
You shut your cakehole.

1193
01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:44,454
It'll take 99 years to
clear up this dump.

1194
01:20:44,455 --> 01:20:46,979
Yeah, well, step by step.

1195
01:20:46,980 --> 01:20:49,579
Ok, boss, where do we start?

1196
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:52,954
To make it easier to walk
about, the floor first.

1197
01:20:52,955 --> 01:20:56,259
It's better to start at
the top of the house.

1198
01:20:56,260 --> 01:20:58,313
Disturbed dust will fall down and

1199
01:20:58,314 --> 01:21:00,614
muck up what we've already cleaned.

1200
01:21:00,615 --> 01:21:04,894
May I submit for the sake of
efficient team working...

1201
01:21:04,895 --> 01:21:07,419
that we all belt up.

1202
01:21:07,420 --> 01:21:09,459
Always the gent.

1203
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:13,819
Let's put ourselves in
the hands of, sir Handy.

1204
01:21:13,820 --> 01:21:19,054
I like it noted I suggested
the suggestion I suggested.

1205
01:21:19,055 --> 01:21:20,974
Very suggestive it was too.

1206
01:21:20,975 --> 01:21:22,971
Over here, please.

1207
01:21:22,972 --> 01:21:25,730
Who's the scrubber?

1208
01:21:25,731 --> 01:21:31,499
In a straight line.

1209
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:35,299
Get in a straight line. Come on.

1210
01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:38,619
Right now, you ready. Quick sweep.

1211
01:21:38,620 --> 01:21:42,459
One, two, one, two, one, two...

1212
01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:53,820
I'll get some water.

1213
01:21:56,140 --> 01:22:04,140
Here, there's no water, we'll have
to turn on... the... the main.

1214
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:07,059
The water mains.

1215
01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:10,939
Wonder where they are.

1216
01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:16,179
It's usually in the cellar.

1217
01:22:16,180 --> 01:22:18,723
I'll nip down and look. If I find

1218
01:22:18,724 --> 01:22:21,574
it I'll shout, you turn the tap on.

1219
01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:24,739
Mr Handy.

1220
01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:27,299
Turn the flaming light on.

1221
01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:30,734
Oh, yes, but I'm not sure
where they put the...

1222
01:22:30,735 --> 01:22:32,579
Argh.

1223
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:35,094
Don't go, there's so few left.

1224
01:22:35,095 --> 01:22:37,539
Where's the flaming light?

1225
01:22:37,540 --> 01:22:40,619
The electricity doesn't
seem to be connected.

1226
01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:44,214
Someone might have told you
the stairs begin immediately.

1227
01:22:44,215 --> 01:22:45,614
Well, they didn't, did they?

1228
01:22:45,615 --> 01:22:48,179
No, they didn't.

1229
01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:50,934
Can you find the water main in the dark?

1230
01:22:50,935 --> 01:22:52,979
I'll try.

1231
01:22:52,980 --> 01:22:57,579
Oh, blimey. I found it
wiht my blasted shin.

1232
01:22:57,580 --> 01:23:00,459
Help, don't just stand there.

1233
01:23:00,460 --> 01:23:06,099
I say, how did you know where
I was standing? Ooooh.

1234
01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:08,934
I've just remembered, I
left the tap turned on.

1235
01:23:08,935 --> 01:23:10,534
We got it. Yeah.

1236
01:23:10,535 --> 01:23:18,535
Hurray.

1237
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:27,394
Women and children first.

1238
01:23:27,395 --> 01:23:35,395
Thank you, Mother, come on.

1239
01:23:45,260 --> 01:23:53,260
Francis, where are you?
Where have you gone?

1240
01:24:03,740 --> 01:24:05,579
Turn it off.

1241
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:13,379
I've just turned it on.

1242
01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:15,419
Turn it off.

1243
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:18,779
Turn off the main.

1244
01:24:18,780 --> 01:24:24,419
Get down there and turn off the main.

1245
01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:31,859
Break it down.

1246
01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:35,339
Go on.

1247
01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:37,779
Are you all right?

1248
01:24:37,780 --> 01:24:40,739
Of course he is.
He's done it before

1249
01:24:40,740 --> 01:24:47,619
Fancy charging a rotting
old door like that.

1250
01:24:47,620 --> 01:24:51,054
Any idiot can tell if a door's solid.

1251
01:24:51,055 --> 01:24:54,179
Test it. Simple.

1252
01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:59,899
Argh.

1253
01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:02,099
Hey, Dave.

1254
01:25:02,100 --> 01:25:06,899
Hello. I'm all right, and
I've turned off the main.

1255
01:25:06,900 --> 01:25:14,900
The water will die down in a moment.

1256
01:25:14,940 --> 01:25:17,739
There's a big hole.

1257
01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:21,499
I did suggest we started upstairs.

1258
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,094
Look at all the mess.

1259
01:25:23,095 --> 01:25:24,259
I'm looking.

1260
01:25:24,260 --> 01:25:32,260
This is the end of Helping Hands.

1261
01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:42,459
What a remarkable
organisation set to sure.

1262
01:25:42,460 --> 01:25:47,494
Who would you know I'd decide
to demolish all this propy...

1263
01:25:47,495 --> 01:25:51,214
and to build a luxury modern flabablock?

1264
01:25:51,215 --> 01:25:52,694
You can say that again.

1265
01:25:52,695 --> 01:25:53,814
Flabablock.

1266
01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:55,505
Cor. Remarkabold.

1267
01:25:55,506 --> 01:25:59,483
An extraordinary pace of progress in

1268
01:25:59,484 --> 01:26:03,460
such a short tie
load. Folly, folly.

1269
01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:06,614
Only one thing to sum up it.

1270
01:26:06,615 --> 01:26:08,391
What's that?

1271
01:26:08,392 --> 01:26:11,539
Carry-okus.

1272
01:26:11,540 --> 01:26:14,259
Goodly-bye load.

1273
01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:16,902
"What an organisation you are. How

1274
01:26:16,903 --> 01:26:19,854
could you know I'd change my mind...

1275
01:26:19,855 --> 01:26:25,214
and pull the house down, the
greenhouse and wash house and..."

1276
01:26:25,215 --> 01:26:28,379
That fell down of its own accord.

1277
01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:31,754
He's going to build a
luxury block of flats.

1278
01:26:31,755 --> 01:26:35,094
Only one thing remains
to be said, carry on.

1279
01:26:35,095 --> 01:26:37,340
Regardless.